Geof Manthorn
Sometimes we watch The Food Network because we’re hungry. But other times, we watch it because we’re hungry for something else entirely.
2 comments February 7, 2010
Reeeeeeee-Cuuuuuuuuuuuut
Hey dudes, so just for fun and editing practice, I re-cut the fantastic footage from the Oppenheimer video to this Silversun Pickups song, “There’s No Secrets This Year.” Enjoyzz!!
Add comment February 7, 2010
Bono Called In Sick
My favorite short story right now.
Bono Called in Sick
The only diplomatic speaking I’d ever done was at a bar once, settling a fight between Robert Downey Junior and Dennis Hopper. It was a minor tiff, and it was only resolved once I assured Hopper that even though Robert liked men, he could still be a god-fearing Republican.
In any event, by being successful in Hollywood, they believed I’d be good at persuading a world leader. A tyrant with an obsession for both movies and starving his own country, specifically. (more…)
Add comment February 6, 2010
How to: Move From NYC to DC
This isn’t just a tutorial. It is a shoulder to cry on. Despite the promises of lower rent, better quality of life, and space to breathe, it will always be hard to leave New York City. And so, after completing this brutal task last year, I’ve compiled a list of things that make leaving the world’s best city just a little more bearable when switching to our nation’s capitol.
1) Gloat in spacious luxury
2 comments February 4, 2010
Gary Oldman
It’s not my fault I can’t take men under 30 seriously (srsly). And it’s not like Gary is the first 50+ we’ve added to the skeet list. It’s just…well, Gary is never shown in a nice light in his movies. Which, coincidentally, is what makes him just so fucking hot.
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4 comments January 22, 2010
YOU
That’s right. You. I am skeeting you, my dear reader. I don’t know how the fuck Googly Eyes gets hundreds of hits a day, but clearly, these hits are from tasteful, sexy people.
So even though we may not know who you are, be it axe murderer or an attractive man in his late 20s/early 30s with a non ironic tattoo of a cobra (CALL ME) -what I’m trying to say is, WE LOVE YOU.
Consider yourself skeeted. Stay classy, readers.
2 comments January 15, 2010
Steve Zahn
Not gonna lie, I’m really proud of this skeet. This skeet is so under-the-radar awesome that it took me almost a year before I realized that niggling feeling in the back of my brain was, in fact, called Steve Zahn. (more…)
1 comment January 8, 2010
Guys I Saw Avatar in IMAX 3D Last Night And I Liked It
That is all.
Betty please don’t give me a black eye. I can’t bear another one of your thrashings.
2 comments January 6, 2010
New Years Resolutions
Man, every time I have a New Years Resolution it instantly becomes something I will never accomplish. Good posture, better handwriting, being less judgmental of guys I thought were cute until I find out they’re Republicans, etc. So, in the spirit of my assbackwards ways, I’m going to give you a list of surefire goals for 2010. Reverse Psychology, do your thing.
1) Be a Horrible Individual
4 comments January 2, 2010
Best Music Videos of 2009
Ever since Shots Ring Out.com decided to seriously drop the ball on their “best of” countdowns that they were so well known for, I’ve decided to compile a list of my own. So Merry Christmas, Googly Eyes. Here’s the only gift I know how to give: my impeccable taste in sound-specific imagery. Fucking impeccable.
2 comments December 25, 2009
